Re: Poofie the Donkey is ready to be committed

Yaggie made a joke. Unfurl the festoons and uncork the Cold Duck. Let
the festivities run riot!

>>>> Sorry about the confusing subject of this message, Poofster -- I
can't
>>>> recall the corresponding Pommy idiom. Good luck inside, though -- I'm
>>>> sure the other patients will hang on every word of your groupie
tales.
>>> 
>>> you dysfunctional homo***ual.
>> 
>> Another senior moment for Donkey. I am fully functional homo***ual.
You,
>> of course, probably haven't scored in years. Everybody knows why you
>> make up silly stories about hot young babes throwing themselves at you.
>> Here's the true story about Poofie's boasting:
>> 
>> http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1121/1057178213_3d67e7f431_b.jpg
>
>George,
>
>Please keep your pathetic **** off of rec.audio.tubes.

You started it.

>Nobody cares if you are a "fully functioning homo***ual."  

Wrong. Poofie cares. Can't you read?

> What is a partially functioning homo***ual? A fellow with hemorrhoids?

LOL. Did you think of that one by yourself?