Chinese "craftsman****p"

Bought a Chinese water bottle not because I wanted a water bottle but
because I wanted the short water bottle holder that came with it to
hold the battery for my bike lights. After less than 50 hours the
welding on the bottle holder has broken off on both sides. What sort
of an industrial society cannot even get simple welding on steel
right? Hell, I weld better than these guys!

Andre Jute
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