Any good Irish jokes ?

** Hi to all,

Seeing as it is St Pats day  -  who has any really funny Irish jokes to 
celebrate it with ?


My favourite:


Mick & Paddy were walking home from the pub late one night and took a 
shortcut through a local graveyard.

While taking a much needed pee, Mick noticed a old tombstone that read:

" Here lies Angus McTavish a Scholar and a Gentleman ".


Amazed, he called Paddy over to take a look and pointing at the words
said:

" Just like the miserable, bloody Scotts to put three corpses in the same 
grave.  "


......   Phil