OT: revenge against Creative Technology

Hi:

Creative Music Synth is my favorite soundcard-MIDI-synth.

Sadly for me, Creative Technology does not want to talk about Creative 
Music Synth. I've contacted them in almost any way, shape, and form but 
not gotten any good info. I rarely get a response and when I do, it's 
usually crap. They told me, SB PCI 128 and Ensoniq contains Creative 
Music Synth. I already knew they were wrong because one of my friends 
has both those cards. I've checked the MIDI output for both those cards 
-- no Creative Music Synth. Creative Technology are a bunch of liars.

I feel like burning their skins off to extract their intellectual 
property. I want to force them to reveal each and every technical aspect 
of Creative Music Synth to me. I want to sear their skins with yellow 
fire whenever they refuse to give me the correct info. If they ignore 
me, I want to burn them. If they intentionally give me the wrong answer, 
I want to burn them.

Burn Creative Technology to forcibly steal their intellectual property 
rights. Do this interrogation style.

Creative Technology are a bunch of jerks who deserve to be burnt alive 
with scalding molten hot stinky cheddar cheese and then with yellow fires.

I want to heinously torture and humiliate these sickos until they 
provide each and every bit of their info.

I politely asked them about information on Creative Music Synth. One 
person named "Catherina" responded. This was the only reply I ever got 
to my question. Before I read the reply, I was jubilant. I was extremely 
optimistic and thought that person would assist me and tell me how 
Creative Music Synth works and other wonderful technical details. I 
couldn't have been more wrong.

The message by the Cathy b!+C# read "I've removed this message and any
similar messages because you posted them to more than one forum"

I was so upset and disappointed. I just wanted to find out where that 
piece of Kathy human kakaa lives and burn her alive -- along with the 
rest of Creative Technology.

I really have a hard time not wishing harm on cold-hearted scum like 
Creative Technology and its "Catherina".

Burn Catherina and Creative Technology. Burn them with stinky scalding 
molten hot stinky cheddar cheese and then with yellow fires.


Regards,

Radium