favorite airplane quotes

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>>"Excuse me, stewardess, but I speak Jive."  --Airplane
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>>Billy, Have You Ever Been in a Turkish Prison?"
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"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of

your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a 
plane? "

-- 
Michael Gaster
Gaster Engineering