Arny is sent by his company to do some field work in Australia.
First day in, he inquires "any women around?"
"No mate- guys around here all do sheep."
Initially disgusted, he eventually thinks well, shit, all the guys do
it...
He goes out to the field, selects a comely one and takes her back to his
room. There he bathes her, puts some pretty ribbons on her, and...well
hey,
let's give him some privacy.
Afterwards he takes her down to the bar..as they walk in, deathly
silence.
"You hypocrites!" Arny screams-"you guys all fuck sheep- I bring one into
the bar you stare at me..."
Phil Allison's voice from the back of the room "You don't understand- you
have the Sheriff's gal."
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