What was your lamest gig?

Its really hard to point to the most lame gig, especially have a couple of 
decades in this business
but one that stands out was the
"Something to do Festival" run by the chamber of commerce , they hosted a 
afternoon of "alternative" bands on the tennis court of a local park
The Vole was limited to 92 dB at , well ,any point some park officer
decided 
to stand with his radio shack spl meter
I had one 20 amp outlet for both band AND PA and if it tripped nobody had 
the key to the electrical room

Can it really be "alternitive" when its sponsored by the chamber of
commerce 
?

1/2 the bands didn't show, and of the three that did show one wouldn't
play 
under the SPL restriction
and one was shut down by order of the park officer

the best part of the day was , well, there was no good part of the day 
except getting paid
George